Consulting with your physician before attempting a new diet and workout regimen. PGP.

Retail therapy occurs exclusively in the clearance section. PGP.

Realizing that by “stay in school” they meant “don’t ever leave.” PGP.

Nobody has nominated me for the Ice Bucket Challenge yet. PGP.

It has been a month since I was hired and I am still not sure if I am doing my job correctly. PGP.

How the fuck did I graduate? PGP.

My mom told me she was proud of me. I think she was trying to convince herself more than anything. PGP.

My girlfriend could do better. PGP.

Forgetting the proper way to do something when the regulating agency is in the building because you’ve been cutting corners for so long. PGP.

Every day feels like my own personal Fail Friday. PGP.