I have to work on my birthday this year. My birthday is on a Saturday. PGP.

How the fuck did I graduate? PGP.

I started actually doing work around 3 today. I’m leaving at 4. PGP.

I bought season tickets for the minor league hockey team in town because I thought it’d be a great way to treat friends and clients. I went to 15 games alone. PGP.

1:”Where do you want to eat lunch?” 2: “Anywhere I can’t see this building.” 1: “Completely agree.” PGP.

Day 2 of taking Adderall: still no actual work done, but just in case anyone asks, I have exactly 318 Post-it’s in 7 different colors and the building I can see from my cubicle has 240 windows. PGP.

Seriously considering failing the company’s drug test on purpose. PGP.

Working from home = PlayStation 4 + ensuring communicator is always green. PGP.

“I can’t wait to go to bed tonight,” on a Friday. PGP.

Referring to your cubicle as your office. PGP.