Sat at my desk for so long that the motion sensor lights shut off. PGP.

When “Hey, how’s it going?” leads into “Hey, would you mind…?” PGP.

Instantly regretting checking your email PGP

Getting an adrenaline rush from speeding PGP

My wife said I couldn’t run through the neighborhood without a shirt. PGP.

Forgot to ask for a toll stipend before a business trip to Jersey and had to use my own money. Ended up winning it all back and more at a casino. PGPM.

My boss rejected my expense report for a business trip saying that my spending was “excessive.” PGP

“Thanks for reaching out!” PGP

I am still expected to work at least 40 hours this week. PGP.

Perfecting the suburban neighbor wave. PGP.