I tweeted at my local news anchor this morning. It wasn’t the first time. PGP.

Asked my boss for help with something. He proceeded to open a new tab and start typing in the search bar on my computer. Never had I ever experienced workplace anxiety quite like that. PGP.

Yelled at kids in my complex parking lot for running around cars while I was trying to park. PGP.

Saving about $600 a month now that I’m single and I’m loving it. PGP

I’m a grown man taking a sick day to relive some glory days and play COD 4 with the boys. I have no shame. PGP.

Brexit. PGP.

I’m having a hard time switching from “turnt” to “lit.” PGP.

Turbo Tax being a condescending asshole by asking me “Did you buy a house this year?” PGP.