I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.
My work just blocked TFM. PGP
Stayed in to watch Shark Tank last night. It was a re-run. PGP.
I probably couldn’t outrun Rich Eisen. PGP.
Cousin Eddie being unemployed for seven years because he’s holding out for a management position. PGP.
Not needing an alarm clock. PGP.
Hearing songs from your childhood on a classic rock station. PGP.
Sympathizing with customer service reps. PGP.
Clothes have been in the dryer since Saturday. PGP.
Our CEO just followed me on Twitter. PGP.