I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

My work just blocked TFM. PGP

Stayed in to watch Shark Tank last night. It was a re-run. PGP.

I probably couldn’t outrun Rich Eisen. PGP.

Cousin Eddie being unemployed for seven years because he’s holding out for a management position. PGP.

Not needing an alarm clock. PGP.

Hearing songs from your childhood on a classic rock station. PGP.

Sympathizing with customer service reps. PGP.

Clothes have been in the dryer since Saturday. PGP.

Our CEO just followed me on Twitter. PGP.