I put receiving cock instead of receiving dock in the instruction part of a purchase order

Got asked by a bald coworker if I was thinning up top. He then proceeded to tell me, “Don’t fight it.” PGP.

I spilled Rum and Coke all over myself in public last night. PGP

From power gut to clinically obese in three months flat. PGP.

Can’t wait to get my taxes done so I can be responsible and blow it all in Vegas.

Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP

Jimmy John’s taste. Subway budget. PGP.

I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.