Target taste, Walmart budget. PGP

Group texts with my friends used to be funny. Now the group texts include their wives. PGP.

Saw the sun this morning. That’s how I knew I was late for work. PGP

I did absolutely nothing this weekend. PGP.

Doing just enough to keep the power gut from getting any worse. PGP.

Forgot to wear a belt.

Everyone in the office knows I’m hungover.

Got cutoff at the hotel bar again. PGP.

Bet on UNC Duke. Still fell asleep during OT. #PGP