Using your work phone for spotify so you don’t max out your personal data plan. PGPowerMove.

I’m fairly certain they just gave out yearly bonuses… There was a company Logo’d Mophie Phone Charger on my desk after lunch. PGP

Its only 12:00. On Monday.

Holy shit, I can’t do this for the rest of my life…PGP.

My paycheck Friday is already spoken for.

Ringing a bell : Pavlov’s dogs drooling :: Smelling coffee : Me pooping. PGP.

Tis the season of out of office replies. PGP.

My wife definitely settled. PGP.