My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k

My boss just discovered Florida Georgia Line. He also controls our radio. PGP.

I’m in the minority of Americans who actually drink enough water. But only because it’s free and gives me a chance to get up and walk to the break room.

Things are going really well at work and it’s just making me paranoid. -PGP

A college sophomore just said “yes sir” to me. PGP.

My manager’s power point formatting is giving me anxiety. PGP.

Strategically orienting your monitor so coworkers cannot see you freely surfing the Internet

Went to bed at 10:30 last night. Still took four alarms to wake me this morning. PGP

Didn’t realize my headphones were unplugged until my boss came over and turned down my volume. PGP