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I bet you slice it into the woods. 100 bucks.
Dude, with a Cheerwine and seasoned fries? Send me to heaven right now.
I had 20 matches total. Jesus
Nice
I have a small apartment to avoid this.
Don’t forget to download the Masters app too. You can stream coverage before ESPN starts.
You got it.
I mean, who doesn’t love an ice cold Busch Light every now and then?
All I can do is stare helplessly at it.
THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO GET OUT. GO. BUY A TICKET.
FOH
I definitely would wear a Hawaiian shirt on my last day. Give the boss a $10 Chili’s gift card, then *poof*. Out like a fart in the wind.
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Calling your bluff–finding out you have a full tank when you turn the car on. PGP
You’ve earned it. Package includes a 12 month swimsuit edition of deFries posing on Daytona Beach.
Alaska. The big time.
Log off
I have a Festivus pole in mine. Can’t wait for the Airing of Grievances.
1. Krispy Kreme
2. Krispy Kreme
3. Krispy Kreme
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13495. Krispy Kreme
Solid stuff man. Looking forward to FDH’s here on out.