I’m not hungover today. This is weird. PGP.

Reading PGP on a Friday night because I’ve been asked to come in early on Saturday. PGP

I have more connections on LinkedIn than friends on facebook. PGP

There is a puddle of piss that accumulates under both urinals everyday by noon

I thought about law school until I googled how much it costs. PGP.

The “I can’t keep drink like that during the week” text the next morning. PGP.

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

I want to trash my office on the way out tonight and just ride off into the sunset a hero. PGP.

“Please let me know if you have anymore questions!”

I can’t grill because I live in an apartment. PGP.