The apathy is strong with this one. I like it. Your company doesn’t give 2 shits about you, so why would you care about work? Just gotta do enough to not get fired.
Fuck Her Gently – Tenacious D
You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling – The Righteous Brothers
I Want It That Way – Backstreet Boys
Let It Go – Frozen*
*My friend and I told the karaoke DJ to sign us up for something funny. He signed us up for Let It Go from Frozen. Now he keeps signing us up for it every time we go.
My friend’s girlfriend made red, white, and blue jello shots last year with red and blue being jello and the white was whipped cream. Not sure what booze she used, but things got sloppy fast when she brought those out.
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Being in a girl’s phone as “Someone’s short friend”. #PGP
Its dropped into the 80s at least twice recently. Fall is officially here.
Just reading that list made me exhausted. I know why I’m single and I was OK with it until deFries posted his other article about dying alone.
I just let my drunken personality hit on girls. It works 1% of the time, every time.
If Shout isn’t played, can you even consider the marriage legally binding?
So much for having a happy Thursday. Damn deFries. Looks like I’m sad drinking tonight.
I’m in the same boat as you guys. Should I start questioning my life decisions?
The apathy is strong with this one. I like it. Your company doesn’t give 2 shits about you, so why would you care about work? Just gotta do enough to not get fired.
I thought her dad was still bankrolling her life. I think his opinion is its easier than actually talking to her.
Todd must have the world’s greatest self control. Anyone else would’ve strangled this girl at least 15 times by now.
Great article. Phenomenal ending.
Installed it this morning. Can’t get the camera part to work though. Maybe I’ll actually go for walks now that I’m rewarded with catching Pokemon.
Fuck Her Gently – Tenacious D
You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling – The Righteous Brothers
I Want It That Way – Backstreet Boys
Let It Go – Frozen*
*My friend and I told the karaoke DJ to sign us up for something funny. He signed us up for Let It Go from Frozen. Now he keeps signing us up for it every time we go.
Thanks for the assist.
Welcome back Johnny. Since I’m too afraid I’ll mess up on inserting a GIF, just imagine the Leo from Great Gatsby cheersing you GIF was input here.
Runner Up: Fans of any NBA team that isn’t Golden State.
Would you say the chick who stood you up is a sociopath?
My friend’s girlfriend made red, white, and blue jello shots last year with red and blue being jello and the white was whipped cream. Not sure what booze she used, but things got sloppy fast when she brought those out.
Is deFries working on this but for guys?
I used to have friends. Now they are all married, engaged, or in serious relationships. I miss those guys sometimes.