The only thing I have in common with most of my coworkers is that the same person writes our checks. PGP.

Adulthood: college’s ultimate hangover. PGP.

Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

Celebrated my 1-year anniversary with a phone interview in my car during lunch. PGP.

Accidentally swiped left on the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. PGP.

1: “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.” 2: “Not here.” PGP.

“I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment’s gone. All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity. Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.” PGP.

Having a rush hour crush. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.

One day you’re Facebook creeping on girls in bikinis for Spring Break, the next you’re Facebook creeping on girls in bikinis for their honeymoons. PGP.