Contemplating becoming a teacher strictly for summer vacations. PGP.

Immediately crumpling up your ATM receipt to avoid seeing your account balance. PGP.

Having the time but not the motivation. PGP.

Mumbling “fuck you” under your breath to everyone that emails you asking for “an update”. PGP.

My life is now just looking forward to the next time I get drunk and hate myself for it. PGP.

My boss laughed at me for volunteering. PGP.

Your most positive thought of the day being, “Maybe today won’t suck that bad.” PGP.

I seriously considered quitting my office job to go back to life as a cart girl and life guard for the summer. Those were the good ol days. PGP

If Sallie Mae was a real person, I’d hunt her down and punch her in the fucking face. PGP.

I got a job in my college town. So now when I’m out, I’m referred to as “that old guy.” PGP.