DrunkRecruiter

The only place where I do the rejecting is my job.

Member Since 12/19/2013

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My girlfriend and I just moved in together and now she farts in front of me. PGP.

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People you’ve never met endorsing you on LinkedIn. PGP.

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The automatic toilet flushing mid-shit. PGP.

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My co-worker said he had the “gift of gab,” but really he has the “curse of not being able to shut the fuck up”. PGP.

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The light sensors in the bathroom last seven minutes. Feels like 30 seconds. PGP.

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Being that guy who brings store bought items to the monthly company potluck. PGP.

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Wondering what would happen if I just “forgot” to come back to work after lunch. PGP.

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FICA tax is making me resent my grandma. PGP.

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The metrics I’m evaluated on contradict each other. PGP.

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