There are these escape tanks at this place called Red Lobster (real creative humans). Starts with locking our claws. Nobody ever seems to get past that and beat it though.
I’d like to pretend a large majority of that didn’t happen and would rather focus on Todd’s dad being an aspiring male character…us lobster lack true father figures
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Going as a shrimp this year
After reading that I am taking myself to the Marianas trench and just slipping off the side. So long land dolphins
The ghost of Vaginator
Thought you were supposed to be sailing around the world
Mailed this one in DeFries
The Joe Rogan Experience
I am all in favor of good pun, however, we marine life do not enjoy being the brunt of hominid jokes. Stay in your lane.
Okay Dracula. Welcome to the bottom of the ocean.
Do you have an issue with us, crustaceans?
There are these escape tanks at this place called Red Lobster (real creative humans). Starts with locking our claws. Nobody ever seems to get past that and beat it though.
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For all Grotto lovers, anyone else try their Grande pizza?
Fishing is the cure for just about everything…just don’t go catching lobsters though for obvious reasons
I’d like to pretend a large majority of that didn’t happen and would rather focus on Todd’s dad being an aspiring male character…us lobster lack true father figures
If only natural selection worked for the human race like it did for crustaceans. Fuck the shrimp.
Terrible oversight Mr. deFries to exclude lawn darts. Nothing gets the juices flowing better…..literally
vodka-waters…@Duda
She had a glass of wine just saying
*So*…lobster claws and keyboards don’t mix
Such much hostility…I like it