Too poor for a girlfriend or a pet. Not busy at all. PGP.
Was just endorsed on LinkedIn for customer satisfaction by the girl I’ve been hooking up with. PGP.
Accidentally dialing 9 before making a call on your cell phone. PGP.
I’ll get my shit together when I’m 25. PGP.
Never making it past a first date. PGP.
Realizing you won’t be seeing the light of day until Summer 2015. PGP.
I still don’t know what the acronym in my company’s name stands for. PGP.
My office is colder than how I feel inside. PGP.
Demanding that your colleagues pre-game a work-related charity event with you. PGP.
Got a Happy Birthday email from my bank before a call, text or Facebook post from any of my friends. PGP.