It’s not that I’m antisocial, it’s just that I don’t give a fuck anymore. PGP.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

Please don’t hold the elevator. I’d rather wait than say “good morning.” PGP.

Job hunting and apartment hunting at the same time. PGP.

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

I have been asked by every single one of my middle-aged female coworkers if I know Farmer Chris just because I’m from Iowa. PGP.

Finally got moved to a cube by the window and a bird dropped a six inch streak of shit right in the middle of it. The window washers come once a year. PGP.

The head of my company’s diversity committee is an old white guy. PGP.

This year, my stock portfolio gained the equivalent of 20 minutes of parking downtown. PGP.

Waiting for your boss’s boss to leave so your boss will leave so you can leave. PGP.