I’ve reached a zen-like level of apathy. PGP.

Johnny Manziel being stuck behind an incompetent veteran. PGP.

Going stag to the office Holiday party. PGP.

I’ve started dreaming in Calibri. PGP.

Hangover toilet nap violently interrupted by someone else’s diarrhea. PGP.

The struggle of trying to dress for how cold it is outside versus how warm the office is. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

Wanting socks for Christmas. PGP.

The less people I have to talk to in the morning, the better. PGP.

I like podcasts. PGP.