Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP
Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP
“I look like a fraternity brother version of Ben Roethlisberger.” Robbie Sherrard forever.
Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.
The quality of my Wednesday hinges on where some 17-year-old decides to go to college. PGP.
Having to create a word document to keep track of your usernames and passwords. PGP.
Almost slid off the road into a ditch due to snowy conditions, but don’t worry, I still made it to my office for my job that I can totally do at home on my computer. PGP.
I meant to send an email titled “Touching Base” to a prospective client. Instead I sent out “Touching Bae.” PGP.
Another day, another dollar. Well after taxes and inflation, it’s more like 72 cents. PGP.
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