I flip off just about everyone as soon as they leave my office. PGP.

I turned 25 yesterday, then had a nightmare that my car insurance didn’t go down like everyone said it would. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

The best part of traveling for work is having no shame in sitting at a bar alone. PGP.

LinkedIn recommended my girlfriend connect with my ex. PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.

Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.

Brooks Brothers taste on a JoS. A. Bank budget. PGP.

Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.