Enthusiasm over a quality pen. PGP.

Suns out, no guns to pull out. PGP.

The VP of my department has a mullet. PGP.

Checking your bank account before buying an app. PGP.

Fuck. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

Found my boss’s daughter on Tinder. Hopefully screwing me is a family affair. PGP.

Scoping out attractive drivers on your morning commute. PGP.

The customer is never right. PGP.