When a video chat concludes, I feel like that person is watching me through my webcam the rest of the day. PGP.

Actually getting a mood boost from Facebook likes, Instagram likes, and re-tweets. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn picture. PGP.

It’s 1:30 and I haven’t really done anything today. PGP.

The guy who still wants to talk about Tebow. PGP.