Getting a rejection letter four minutes after applying for a job. PGP.

My “Sunday Funday” consisted of getting drunk and giving high school kids unsolicited advice. PGP.

People you don’t know endorsing you for skills you don’t have on LinkedIn. PGP.

RE: The person that starts their email message in the subject line…And finishes their statement in the actual email. PGP.

Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.

There are teachers that make more than me and get all summer off. PGP.

Only used one slice of bread on my sandwich. Not to cut costs. I only had one slice of bread. PGP.

Contemplating throwing yourself down the stairs at work for some workers comp money every time you leave the office. PGP.

Needing 2-3 years experience for every entry level job, which makes absolutely no sense. PGP.

Just got back from lunch, already hungry. PGP.