Spending your hypothetical tax return money before it even hits your bank account #PGP

“I know this isn’t in your wheelhouse, but…” PGP

How much can I earn “moving that dope”?

Venmo has become my favorite form of social media.

I’m hungover again. PGP.

Jake from State Farm working until three in the morning, PGP.

“Just make it happen.” PGP.

You would think getting a raise would mean I could quit my second job. PGP.

My girlfriend gained too much weight this year to pull off a slutty Halloween costume. PGP.