Drinking responsibly. PGP.

My life is way more Peter Gibbons than Jordan Belfort. PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.

The constant debate between staying with the company for growth opportunities or leaving and making more money elsewhere. PGP.

“Your monthly bill is now available to view.” PGP.

Actually having to clean your place before having a girl over. PGP

Your Saturday night pregame consisting of slowly drank beers and Property Brothers. #PGP

Receiving calls about donating to the university even though you haven’t finished paying them back for when you attended. PGP

Trying to think of the most politically correct way to say something. PGP.

In-private browsing is God’s gift to employees who have to use office computers.