“Sort by price: low – high”

Identifying coworkers by the sound of their coughs and sneezes.

Just realized I’ve been carting around 6 pills of ecstasy at work all day #postgradproblems

Casually ignoring emails sent past 4:30 PM.

My boss quotes himself in his email signature

Actually starting to enjoy classic jazz.#PGP

Happy hour induced drive of shame the next morning before work.

The awkward moment when your boss asked you to perform a task you lied about being proficient in on your résumé PGP

Its not a Sunday Funday till you shit in a bar. PGP.

Trying to find your own hole in the wall restaurant like Freddy’s BBQ on House of Cards #PGP