Your parking job being your proudest accomplishment of the work day. PGP.

My life is now just a never ending cycle of Pepto-Bismol and sleeping pills. PGP.

Accidentally peeped my manager’s notepad during conversation. It said: “NO ANALYTICAL SKILLS”. PGP.

Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.

Day 2 of no internet in the office: things are on the cusp of going full ‘Lord of the Flies’ out here. PGP.

“I hope this message finds you well…” PGP.

I’m the only person on my team without a marriage, house, or kids. PGP.

That coworker who can’t stop talking about where their children attend high school and college. PGP.

Wish I worked with cooler people.