Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”
Had to wait until work to poop because I didn’t have any toilet paper at the apartment.
“It pays the bills.” PGP.
Biting the bullet and getting to work 10 minutes earlier so I don’t have to participate in the “good morning parade” on the way to my desk every morning. PGP.
Checking LinkedIn is now part of my app rotation. PGP.
Spending your hypothetical tax return money before it even hits your bank account #PGP
How much can I earn “moving that dope”?