The fear of being hungover on Monday morning keeps me from drinking on Friday sometimes. PGP.

The handicap stall is bigger then my cube

She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

I’m just trying to not throw up PGP

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

Taking a shit in another mans stench. PGP

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.