Being told, “We must be on the same schedule.” when you see the same old guy in the bathroom on back-to-back trips. PGP.

Taking fake poops

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

I either have to propose to her or break up with her. PGP

You don’t realize how capable you are of hating a person until you have to share a cubicle with them.

“Email it to me and i’ll take a look.” PGP

Coworker I cant stand walks in the office….headphones go in #pgp