Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.

I’m worried about my lawn. PGP.

Really not knowing how to socialize with babies and always ending up being the weird one petting their heads

I was expecting a refund. I had to pay taxes. PGP.

Caring a lot more about sportsmanship and “playing the game the right way” than I used to. PGP.

Your upbeat Friday vibes lasting about 20 minutes into the day before you remember how much this sucks. PGP.

I finally understand, “girls don’t like boys, girls like cars and money.” PGP.

“Feel free to reach out!” PGP