My office is starting a “Biggest Loser” competition.

That long sigh you let out as you walk into the office. PGP.

I don’t care who notices but I am watching the PGA today on my laptop.

The sound of typing will be the end of me today.

I broke down and cried tears of joy when my parents offered to pay for new brake pads.

Just caught my newly divorced coworker on seniorpeoplemeet.com

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

The training dummies we used for CPR training have more life in them than I do. PGP

Actually liking your tinder date. PGP.