Getting a second job. PGP.

According to WebMd I’m going to die. PGP.

Check engine. PGP.

Being thankful, not offended, when not asked to be in the wedding party. PGP

I have trouble believing it’s pure coincidence that my coworkers seem to only ask me to go to lunch when I have my lunch box visible on my desk. PGP.

Checking to see if the person tailgating you on the way to work has the company parking pass before flipping them off. PGP.

Doing Team Trivia multiple times a week for the hope of a restaurant gift card. PGP

The lady who just had her baby brought it into the office today. PGP