It’s insufferable when they get together. I date someone in the service industry and I can’t hang out with her when she’s with other waitress/bartenders/cooks because all they do is bitch about their customers/managers/coworkers.
“For some reason, Millennials have a lot of trust issues in relationships.”
The reason we have so many trust issues is we grew up in a lie. “If you go to college, you’ll be living the sweet life like we are” is a paraphrased lie that everyone is born with and now we’re stuck in shitty paying jobs in expensive cities. It just hurts.
We can’t be hurt like this anymore. We will do anything to make sure that we aren’t.
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This new definition would make “How I Met Your Mother” a really dark show…
This is how Girl and Todd need to break up.
I know what you mean. That and teaching them the unspoken rules of the Metro. #AlwaysToTheRight
The last time someone got a handjob in cargo shorts was Vietnam.
It’s insufferable when they get together. I date someone in the service industry and I can’t hang out with her when she’s with other waitress/bartenders/cooks because all they do is bitch about their customers/managers/coworkers.
Not a fan of the District Taco?
Fresh challah bread is the way to go. Also, a hit of agave syrup in the wet mix makes it killer.
Yeah, it’s called the Mermaid Theory. The great Barney Stinson already figured this one out.
http://how-i-met-your-mother.wikia.com/wiki/The_Mermaid_Theory_(theory)
Purposely playing “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw” when my earbuds aren’t in as your hot coworker goes by. PGPowerMove
Having a terrible memory making networking extremely difficult. PGP
Eh, what’s another $40 when you’re dropping 100x or more than that on a ring.
Well, fuck…
Oh, you’re cold…
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That’s why I love cigars. It’s an affordable luxury that allows you time to sit and enjoy.
It’s also endlessly customizable. Between all the different types to enjoy, pairings with beverages, and settings to enjoy, it never gets old.
Reminds me of college football season down South. So ready for that again.
What a clutch call by the reporter calling her over for an interview. Makes for great content.
#ContentNeverSleeps
“For some reason, Millennials have a lot of trust issues in relationships.”
The reason we have so many trust issues is we grew up in a lie. “If you go to college, you’ll be living the sweet life like we are” is a paraphrased lie that everyone is born with and now we’re stuck in shitty paying jobs in expensive cities. It just hurts.
We can’t be hurt like this anymore. We will do anything to make sure that we aren’t.
“Hangovers cost an estimated $224 billion in lost productivity each year in the United States alone.”
Interesting figure, because $244 billion is the exact figure of accumulated unused employee vacation time.
8:00-4:00 is the way to go.