It is Thursday, which means it is almost Friday, which is the weekend which is right before Monday. Shit, it’s almost Monday. #PGP

Accidentally making eye contact with the person exiting the bathroom stall you are about to enter.

If IT blocks my March Madness live feed, I am out of here for good.

I did the math. My monthly student loan payment is almost as much as the monthly payment on a Maserati Ghibli would be.

Having your dreams of a billion dollar bracket crushed before noon. PGP.

Tempted to flush the toilet in the middle of a company-wide conference call. PGP.

Viewing no traffic in school zones as the only positive of spring break.

Still having to explain to your parents what your friends from college are doing now. PGP

Coworkers that rest their stomach fat on that table area between desk and keyboard. #PGP

Always scanning the vending machine for freebies. Wishful thinking.