Writing “meh” on someone’s application while conducting an interview.

If I put as much effort into my work as I do my bracketology I’d probably be CEO by now.

At that point in my life where the car my parents gave me is going to need to be replaced. Shit.

Saying, “I’ve never seen the market do anything like this before!” so it sounds like you’ve followed the market for longer than your 10 months of employment. #PGP

“You hear about that missing plane?”

Not on spring break, but listening to Jimmy Buffet Pandora to let your boss know where your head is at. PGP.

“Who do you have winning the tourney?”

Convincing yourself you’re only single because you swiped the wrong way on Tinder that one time. PGP.

The struggle when your boss walks in as your mid-raid in Clash of Clans.

Finished another book of checks #PGP