That one coworker that can’t walk by your desk without saying something. PGP

The first day back at work from vacation is more painful than running a marathon while giving birth.

Only filling your water bottle up 1/4 of the way so you can get up to get water more frequently. PGP.

The guy two cubes over that answers his phone with “Domino’s Pizza”, and laughs hysterically like it’s the first time he said it.

I go to the office gym twice a day…because my secret poop place is in the men’s locker room. PGP.

Not telling the boss that I finished a project until he asks about it, so he won’t give me another. PGP

My mom keeps buying me self help books

Sent to HR because I can’t responsibly accept my team being eliminated in the bracket. PGP.

Scheduling a “doctor’s appointment” during your Alma Mater’s midday NCAA tournament game.

Drank tequila on Saturday night. I’ll be feeling that ’til Tuesday