Bachelorette party this weekend and I’m the MOH so looks like I’m headed to TJ’s to pick up a case of wine made by my good friend Charles Shaw. Prob gonna get one of their salads to get nutrients for the last time all weekend.
“It’s just like, maybe retail isn’t the right place for me. I want to work somewhere that has an IMPACT, ya know? Like I would hate for my talents to be wasted hanging up clothes when I could totes make the world a better place. Anyways, did you see Alex? She’s gotten fat as shit.”
Went to high school with a girl who is getting close to instagram model territory. Sweet girl, but she just posted a pic showcasing her boob with the caption “I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier”
Agreed. Pretty excited Sturgill doesn’t give a shit about Nashville and is doing his own thing. What Nashville did to Chris Stapleton (“look, we do support outlaw country!”) was annoying to those who listened to him before the CMAs. Go down that Spotify rabbit hole and keep finding awesome artists not on the radio!
Agreed, I worked at a food distribution company and we had a iphone photo class on how to properly capture food photos for social media. Was actually pretty useful stuff and I’m sure saved the company tons of money to have people use their personal phones instead of the company having to buy nice cameras.
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This is the most #PGP comment I can recall.
Check out @_FloridaMan on twitter, pure gold.
Bachelorette party this weekend and I’m the MOH so looks like I’m headed to TJ’s to pick up a case of wine made by my good friend Charles Shaw. Prob gonna get one of their salads to get nutrients for the last time all weekend.
“It’s just like, maybe retail isn’t the right place for me. I want to work somewhere that has an IMPACT, ya know? Like I would hate for my talents to be wasted hanging up clothes when I could totes make the world a better place. Anyways, did you see Alex? She’s gotten fat as shit.”
Supping you so hard for that comment
Fucking Elite Daily
You’ve got this one! Thanks for taking us along for the ride. You’ve motivated me to get cracking on these 30 college/post grad lbs.
Went to high school with a girl who is getting close to instagram model territory. Sweet girl, but she just posted a pic showcasing her boob with the caption “I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier”
How did they not instagram the poke bowls? At least throw it on the insta stories…
Best movies to have in the background while napping.
Seen Isbell 6 times (I have a problem) and Sturgill once. Go for it.
Agreed. Pretty excited Sturgill doesn’t give a shit about Nashville and is doing his own thing. What Nashville did to Chris Stapleton (“look, we do support outlaw country!”) was annoying to those who listened to him before the CMAs. Go down that Spotify rabbit hole and keep finding awesome artists not on the radio!
He doesn’t look like any of us sooooooo
My older brother has hated leftovers his entire life and wouldn’t eat them at family dinner. He’s also my mom’s least favorite. Not a coincidence.
White Oakleys, what a glorious d-bag touch.
Can’t help but think of Duda when I hear “absolute dragon.” May his spirit live on in this series, I hope there are many more installments to come.
What the fuck?
I wish someone cared about me the way Girl (and deFries) cares about instagram stories.
Agreed, I worked at a food distribution company and we had a iphone photo class on how to properly capture food photos for social media. Was actually pretty useful stuff and I’m sure saved the company tons of money to have people use their personal phones instead of the company having to buy nice cameras.
One time I was so hungover the smell of dry shampoo made me nauseous.