Putting trademark symbols next to Minor Asshole and Major Asshole really drove the pretentiousness of this piece home for me and I mean that in the best way possible.
Even though I am an entrepreneur, I keep that off my dating profile because most people who say they’re an entrepreneur just sell supplements, body wraps or make up while posting inspirational quotes on social media.
I won’t judge people by what beer they’re drinking but I’ll definitely judge them if they’re still drinking liquor from plastic bottles when they’re no longer in college or grad school.
As a strong advocate of going out solo, here’s some tips:
1. Dress nice and wear one flashy accessory. That way you look inviting and people have an excuse to start a conversation with you. You don’t want to overdo the flash when you’re solo or it makes you look like an outcast.
2. If anyone asks “Where are your friends?” Don’t lie. You can even say “I have no friends” while smiling.
3. Be social! Talk to people and if it’s a place with a dance floor, you can dance alone and as long as you seem confident people will come up and dance with you.
4. Different places have different cultures when it comes to going out alone. If someone says “Who are you hear with?” (In a negative tone) Or even “nobody wants to talk to you,” (rarely happens) don’t be discouraged, most people are still open to talking to new people (regardless of the culture there).
5. Best place to talk to people when you’re solo is sitting at the bar. Find the person closest to your age, sit down next to them, order your drink and start chatting with them. If they’re alone, even better because they’ll likely be open to meeting others.
“Just because Todd’s at The Kentucky Derby without me while we’re on a break doesn’t mean he’s going to just go sleep around”
Of course, girl never told Todd what the most important aspect of ‘taking a break’ means and just assumes he’s not going to take advantage of the situation while he’s going to be drunk with his bro’s all weekend.
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Putting trademark symbols next to Minor Asshole and Major Asshole really drove the pretentiousness of this piece home for me and I mean that in the best way possible.
Getting coffee or a drink alone at somewhere with a view is also super-underrated.
“Yelp for dicks.” Imagine if people could leave reviews.
I was at a wedding two days ago and of course, when a bridesmaid photobombed my picture, she told me to post it with the wedding hashtag.
That may be the most millenial thing I’ve ever heard.
Even though I am an entrepreneur, I keep that off my dating profile because most people who say they’re an entrepreneur just sell supplements, body wraps or make up while posting inspirational quotes on social media.
I won’t judge people by what beer they’re drinking but I’ll definitely judge them if they’re still drinking liquor from plastic bottles when they’re no longer in college or grad school.
I’m totally the type of guy who says “You guys go on without me. I just want to chill here.”
As a strong advocate of going out solo, here’s some tips:
1. Dress nice and wear one flashy accessory. That way you look inviting and people have an excuse to start a conversation with you. You don’t want to overdo the flash when you’re solo or it makes you look like an outcast.
2. If anyone asks “Where are your friends?” Don’t lie. You can even say “I have no friends” while smiling.
3. Be social! Talk to people and if it’s a place with a dance floor, you can dance alone and as long as you seem confident people will come up and dance with you.
4. Different places have different cultures when it comes to going out alone. If someone says “Who are you hear with?” (In a negative tone) Or even “nobody wants to talk to you,” (rarely happens) don’t be discouraged, most people are still open to talking to new people (regardless of the culture there).
5. Best place to talk to people when you’re solo is sitting at the bar. Find the person closest to your age, sit down next to them, order your drink and start chatting with them. If they’re alone, even better because they’ll likely be open to meeting others.
“cranked out her second drain on the economy” is the best thing I’ve heard today………
Nothing like throwing back a few Tiger Missiles on a game day!
He probably does crossfit & vapes too.
Good, I’m a grown ass man. I’ll smell like honey lavender if I want to.
I miss those days when “hi” meant hi
Currently living in a place that doesn’t have food trucks. PGP.
You’ll be there someday.
This is why some people swearby using Mane n’ Tail instead of shampoo formulated for humans.
They’re great although, half of the crowd seems like they’re the girls from TGDAG.
“Just because Todd’s at The Kentucky Derby without me while we’re on a break doesn’t mean he’s going to just go sleep around”
Of course, girl never told Todd what the most important aspect of ‘taking a break’ means and just assumes he’s not going to take advantage of the situation while he’s going to be drunk with his bro’s all weekend.
Chicago actually has awesome food trucks! This is just a garbage take.