Sinus infection. Had the first one of my life a couple months ago and it was the worst. Fever, no voice, cough that sounded like I’d smoked for 40 years, it sucked. I lost my appetite and about 8 pounds in a week, though, so that was nice while it lasted.
And had food poisoning twice – nothing makes you feel like you’d be cool with just dying right then and there like food poisoning.
The only acceptable station wagons are the ones that have a seat in the back that faces out to the drivers behind you on the road. No seatbelts? No problem.
Big spoon/little spoon for about 15 minutes then go back to your side of the bed and leave me to rest in comfort and peace (with my dog sandwiched up against me).
My mom and aunt will include me on a group text about whatever beauty pageant is currently airing. I’ll respond once or twice and then it becomes just the two of them chatting back and forth. Or my mom will include me on a group text with her friends/coworkers during an Alabama game so I just see a bunch of “Roll Tide!”s that I don’t know who they’re from. I don’t know if she notices that I barely participate.
If only liquids over 3 oz were allowed through security; this guy could have pulled the power move of bringing his own bottle onboard and requesting an ice bucket to keep it chilled.
Also look for “Uncorked” on Esquire. Six-episode series, same premise – some people stressing themselves the hell out about taking the Master Sommelier exam. And Peeeee-noooooooo Neewwarrrr all day, everyday.
I also just went to Whole Foods. Felt good about doing salad bar only until I passed by the bakery and a case of macarons by the checkout lines. Needless to say, I came in a little over “13 doll-hairs”.
1. In the morning, yes, yes, yes
2. nope, can’t tell a difference and don’t pretend that I can
3. I sometimes buy the fancy package with the elephant on it but I don’t read whether it’s fair trade or not
4. I hate tea drinkers who think they have something over on coffee drinkers. Was once walking through the mall, passed a Teavana store, was offered a sample, said “no i prefer coffee” and you’d think I’d said I like punching kittens for fun
5. Yes to wake me up, but I’m not one of those “don’t talk to me til I’ve had coffee”. I just genuinely like it.
6. I probably am boring to some, but what the fuck ever, can I have a cup of coffee or not?
Got dumped on a Wednesday once after we had a dinner date and I offered to split the check, and he accepted. As we were walking out back to the parking lot, I asked if he wanted to come back to my place and he broke up with me in the parking lot of a shitty sushi place.
Girl and Todd, living in an apartment, having the biggest place even though John and Caroline live in a townhouse makes me want to slap her across the face. Also, how dare she watch my beloved Great British Baking Show. Mary Berry is too pure for Girl.
Antico is the bomb but the lines of people hovering and waiting for a seat make it feel like you can’t enjoy yourself. Varuni Napoli in Midtown is similar pizza and has more seating.
Treat it like first day of class in college aka syllabus day. Get your seating assignment, general lay of the land, and leave after 15 minutes. Leave them unsure whether you’ll return ever again.
Can confirm, birth control has nothing to do with pleasing the man. Appreciate Duda’s recognition of the fact that it is an extra annoyance of life, though.
Guys’ trip for New Orleans would be great for many occasions – except not at New Year’s Eve. If you and your buddies think your girlfriends will be okay with missing out on the NYE kiss and the whole “having a date on the one night a year it’s supposed to mean something”, then sure. But I’m guessing they will not be okay with missing out on that.
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Sinus infection. Had the first one of my life a couple months ago and it was the worst. Fever, no voice, cough that sounded like I’d smoked for 40 years, it sucked. I lost my appetite and about 8 pounds in a week, though, so that was nice while it lasted.
And had food poisoning twice – nothing makes you feel like you’d be cool with just dying right then and there like food poisoning.
A baby shower for after you have the baby.
The only acceptable station wagons are the ones that have a seat in the back that faces out to the drivers behind you on the road. No seatbelts? No problem.
Big spoon/little spoon for about 15 minutes then go back to your side of the bed and leave me to rest in comfort and peace (with my dog sandwiched up against me).
My mom and aunt will include me on a group text about whatever beauty pageant is currently airing. I’ll respond once or twice and then it becomes just the two of them chatting back and forth. Or my mom will include me on a group text with her friends/coworkers during an Alabama game so I just see a bunch of “Roll Tide!”s that I don’t know who they’re from. I don’t know if she notices that I barely participate.
“Thanks,
CaseofBells” to absolutely everything.
If only liquids over 3 oz were allowed through security; this guy could have pulled the power move of bringing his own bottle onboard and requesting an ice bucket to keep it chilled.
Also look for “Uncorked” on Esquire. Six-episode series, same premise – some people stressing themselves the hell out about taking the Master Sommelier exam. And Peeeee-noooooooo Neewwarrrr all day, everyday.
I finally watched it for the first time about six months ago and cried at the end. It’s so well done. I may be due for a rewatch soon.
I also just went to Whole Foods. Felt good about doing salad bar only until I passed by the bakery and a case of macarons by the checkout lines. Needless to say, I came in a little over “13 doll-hairs”.
Sounds like the lady shouldn’t run a wedding venue if she can’t handle people boozing it up at a wedding.
1. In the morning, yes, yes, yes
2. nope, can’t tell a difference and don’t pretend that I can
3. I sometimes buy the fancy package with the elephant on it but I don’t read whether it’s fair trade or not
4. I hate tea drinkers who think they have something over on coffee drinkers. Was once walking through the mall, passed a Teavana store, was offered a sample, said “no i prefer coffee” and you’d think I’d said I like punching kittens for fun
5. Yes to wake me up, but I’m not one of those “don’t talk to me til I’ve had coffee”. I just genuinely like it.
6. I probably am boring to some, but what the fuck ever, can I have a cup of coffee or not?
Got dumped on a Wednesday once after we had a dinner date and I offered to split the check, and he accepted. As we were walking out back to the parking lot, I asked if he wanted to come back to my place and he broke up with me in the parking lot of a shitty sushi place.
Girl and Todd, living in an apartment, having the biggest place even though John and Caroline live in a townhouse makes me want to slap her across the face. Also, how dare she watch my beloved Great British Baking Show. Mary Berry is too pure for Girl.
Antico is the bomb but the lines of people hovering and waiting for a seat make it feel like you can’t enjoy yourself. Varuni Napoli in Midtown is similar pizza and has more seating.
Treat it like first day of class in college aka syllabus day. Get your seating assignment, general lay of the land, and leave after 15 minutes. Leave them unsure whether you’ll return ever again.
Costanza? Is that you?
Can confirm, birth control has nothing to do with pleasing the man. Appreciate Duda’s recognition of the fact that it is an extra annoyance of life, though.
Guys’ trip for New Orleans would be great for many occasions – except not at New Year’s Eve. If you and your buddies think your girlfriends will be okay with missing out on the NYE kiss and the whole “having a date on the one night a year it’s supposed to mean something”, then sure. But I’m guessing they will not be okay with missing out on that.
As long as their chili queso doesn’t go anywhere, that’s fine by me.