I was expecting a refund. I had to pay taxes. PGP.
Knowing a trained monkey could do your job, then realizing you are a trained monkey. PGP.
Frantically checking if your refund check hit your bank account multiple times a day.
My iPhone says I’ve exceeded my iCloud storage so I just paid 99cents for more but I still don’t understand the cloud.
The floor below me has way nicer bathrooms than ours. PGP
Some days I feel like a soulless robot. PGP.
Hoping to one day select ‘Current Balance’ rather than ‘Minimum Payment’. PGP
The training dummies we used for CPR training have more life in them than I do. PGP