I was expecting a refund. I had to pay taxes. PGP.

Knowing a trained monkey could do your job, then realizing you are a trained monkey. PGP.

Frantically checking if your refund check hit your bank account multiple times a day.

My iPhone says I’ve exceeded my iCloud storage so I just paid 99cents for more but I still don’t understand the cloud.

The floor below me has way nicer bathrooms than ours. PGP

Some days I feel like a soulless robot. PGP.

Hoping to one day select ‘Current Balance’ rather than ‘Minimum Payment’. PGP

The training dummies we used for CPR training have more life in them than I do. PGP