“Please see below.” PGP.

The only pictures on my instagram are TBT. PGP.

The Wait of Shame on the toilet so you don’t have to make eye contact with the people who just heard you destroy it. PGP.

Clocking in at 8:30 am, being done at 12 pm, waiting to go home at 5 pm. PGP.

Everyone tries to live vicariously through me. PGP.

The overwhelming sense of relief when your boss says they aren’t coming in today. PGP

What am I even doing here? PGP

I was pleasantly surprised by how the new urinal cakes make the bathroom smell today. PGP.

Not checking social media before work so I won’t get bored as quickly once I get to the office. PGP.

Fake it till you make it. PGP.