I’m now in text groups…with couples.

“Let me find out and call you right back” PGP.

Sending out the desperate “Anything going on tonight?” mass text. PGP.

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

I’ve worn the same slacks every day this week. PGP.

Taking two days of PTO meaning you do a week’s work in three days. PGP.

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

Broke the bank for Hulu Plus. PGP.

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

Group texts with my friends used to be funny. Now the group texts include their wives. PGP.