Hating someone solely based on how they format their emails.

Matched with my insurance adjuster on Tinder.

Waiting that extra minute in the stall so you don’t have to have an awkward washing your hands conversation with a coworker.

Having to go to an urgent care two days after a bachelor party.

Getting dethroned from using the secret bathroom that you thought everyone in the building forgot about.

Not knowing what HQ Trivia and Fortnite are and having no desire to find out.

Not knowing if the “Department Restructuring” meeting will involve you getting promoted or being fired. PGP.

Fell asleep in front of the TV and realized how similar I am to my parents now. PGP.