Getting kicked off the family phone plan. PGP.

Hit a deer. I’m more upset about the fact that I am a week behind on podcasts because my rental doesn’t have Bluetooth than I am about the actual damage to the car. PGP.

Leaving one suit coat at your desk at all times so your boss doesn’t know if you’ve truly left. PGP.

I take the stairs to avoid my coworkers. PGP.

Blew a fuse with my space heater. PGP.

When someone gives you the stink-eye for using the bathroom not on “your” floor in the office building 100% owned by one company. PGP.