You may need to make an exception for Embassy Suites. It’s hard to beat the complimentary happy hour, in some cases all you can drink and a continental breakfast that puts most hotels to shame.
It’s the second date and she’s wearing another sweater when it’s allegedly 2 degrees Fahrenheit outside? The nerve of some people! Take yourself less seriously next time.
Thankfully I received my first real world ass chewing while I was still an unpaid intern. I can still remember those icy eyes staring into my soul. I don’t know if I have a strong enough will to survive another.
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Recruitment’s listicles: Can’t tell if it’s schtick or stupid.
Has she left the country yet?
Serious respect for Dorn cutting open a vein on the ‘cast. Hitting the feels hard on a Thursday.
You may need to make an exception for Embassy Suites. It’s hard to beat the complimentary happy hour, in some cases all you can drink and a continental breakfast that puts most hotels to shame.
Did they ever leave?
I think I need to check my blood pressure after reading that salty ‘tent.
Mixing in a few cups of green tea between the morning and afternoon coffees has been a solid formula of a consistently caffeinated day.
Must’ve been a small class.
It’s the second date and she’s wearing another sweater when it’s allegedly 2 degrees Fahrenheit outside? The nerve of some people! Take yourself less seriously next time.
Thankfully I received my first real world ass chewing while I was still an unpaid intern. I can still remember those icy eyes staring into my soul. I don’t know if I have a strong enough will to survive another.
She must’ve been on the coldest of cold streaks.
Heroes get remembered but legends never die.
I had a #FireJayTas all ready to fire off when I saw this title. Cue Hercules “Disappointed” video clip.
They need to build a wall to prevent Lena Dunham articles from being posted on PGP.
Is it true if you don’t use it, you lose it?
Well….looks like Mama’s wrong again.
2. Cleveland: “We’re not Detroit.”
The “Except he didn’t say fudge.” quote from A Christmas Story has been played on a daily loop in my head after graduation.
Ol’ Gene always loved the ducks.
I’m not sure what’s more surprising, the clowns thinking they wouldn’t be getting merc’d or the lack of a certain Happy Gilmore gif in the comments.