Conflicted. On one hand I still like celebrating my friends’ birthdays, but on the other I love how triggered your friend’s girlfriend will be when she reads this article.
The problem with online dating is that even if you’ve been texting for a bit, you still don’t really have a feel for a person until you’ve sat down and met them in person. That’s why drinks are great for a first date. Casual, noncommittal and low pressure.
I won’t let you shame me because I don’t bust out the tapas until the second or third date.
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pastime* FUCK
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Given your favorite past time, I would advise against white pants.
Conflicted. On one hand I still like celebrating my friends’ birthdays, but on the other I love how triggered your friend’s girlfriend will be when she reads this article.
Jesus. I can’t even get my sales director to consider summer hours.
Seriously though why is everyone using the word “cuck” so much on the Internet these days? It’s been around for a while, why the sudden uptick?
…is your company having a party at Castaways?
I need a new job.
You see kids, this article is what we call “Trigger Bait”.
Tuesdays are definitely the worst day of the week. Also if you get bored with volleyball pickup basketball is a good one too.
I feed off the hate
Lol no need man.
Respectfully, I don’t believe that a single one of these things were actually written in your phone.
That being said, I enjoy your website so ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Hey man…you have a good weekend
Bill often talks about how our money is not backed by gold
Duda with the Good Take!
If you makes you feel better, there’s no such thing as having a Drake problem. The only Drake problem is not having enough Drake.
I’ve got something just as good as gold.
Dr. Carvey’s eeeaasssyyy shaaaave BUTTAH
Dude, that is insane.
Great attitude
Yeah but the ladies really do love them. I don’t know if it’s the tapas themselves or the idea of tapas ¯_(ツ)_/¯
The problem with online dating is that even if you’ve been texting for a bit, you still don’t really have a feel for a person until you’ve sat down and met them in person. That’s why drinks are great for a first date. Casual, noncommittal and low pressure.
I won’t let you shame me because I don’t bust out the tapas until the second or third date.