The printer at work was making a painfully high pitched noise, and I was the only one young enough to hear it. PGP.

Wearing the same pair of jeans to work for the third day in a row. PGP.

I’m a piece of shit. PGP.

Putting more effort and creativity into PGP submissions than my actual work. PGP.

I feel like my coworkers know when I take a dump. PGP.

The fake half-smile/head nod combo you give people in the hallways. PGP.

I haven’t been carded in months. PGP.

Getting Veterans Day off, but not Christmas Eve. PGP.

Living paycheck-to-paycheck at your parents’ house. PGP.

“We’re always looking for new talent, submit your resume and we’ll get back to you.” No you aren’t and no you won’t. PGP.