Internet explorer 7. Enough said. PGP.

Felt like a badass wearing jeans to work. Nobody noticed. PGP.

Buying more expensive alcohol, yet drinking it in less fun ways. PGP.

I hate it here. PGP.

Stress level and workload of a project manager. Pay of an intern. PGP.

Finding joy by wearing fancy patterned dress socks. PGP.

My parents have more of a social life than I do. PGP.

I think Fallon comes on too late. PGP.

“Please put away your dishes. Your mother does not work here.” PGP.

I’m really going to start taking things seriously next week. PGP.